A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Wh... [查看全文]
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following h... [查看全文]
幽默的方法很多,一句話的幽默,你能辨析出來么?1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peop... [查看全文]
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very... [查看全文]
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹噓,炫耀) their bravery and toughness.The first says, "... [查看全文]
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."一家消聲器店外:"根本不用預(yù)約,我們聽到你來了!... [查看全文]
A brunette(深色的), a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store... [查看全文]
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest... [查看全文]
The preacher was vexed(生氣的) because a certain member of his congregation(集會,圣會) always fell asleep during t... [查看全文]
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into... [查看全文]