英語閱讀 學(xué)英語,練聽力,上聽力課堂! 注冊 登錄
> 輕松閱讀 > 英語幽默 >  列表

英語幽默教程匯總和更新

2013-03-26Not so fast 別那么急嘛

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(歡慶的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught... [查看全文]

2013-03-25老爸求贊美

Dad seeking praise 老爸求贊美5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I'm so t... [查看全文]

2013-03-22聰明的小男孩

Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"Little boy: "I don't konw."Stranger: "How does your mother call yo... [查看全文]

2013-03-21Who helps who 誰幫誰

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my home... [查看全文]

2013-03-20為什么不認(rèn)真聽課

Why aren't you listening 為什么不認(rèn)真聽課Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?Jack: But, teacher, I'm ... [查看全文]

2013-03-19Does He Bite 它咬人嗎

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---d... [查看全文]

2013-03-18To Buy a Video 買錄像機(jī)

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his moth... [查看全文]

2013-03-15一分一塊錢 A dollar per point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to ... [查看全文]

2013-03-12父親在哪兒?

Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nic... [查看全文]

2013-03-11It's not my fault 不是我的錯(cuò)

Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥,譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only ho... [查看全文]