英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新
英語(yǔ)幽默更新列表
- 2011-01-08英語(yǔ)幽默:別讓主知道
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A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy [查看全文]
- 2011-01-07英語(yǔ)幽默:你爸爸幫你了嗎
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One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, T [查看全文]
- 2011-01-06英語(yǔ)幽默:等一秒鐘
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny. Then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second., then the man says: God, can I have a pen [查看全文]
- 2011-01-05英語(yǔ)幽默:很高興見(jiàn)到你
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During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. 在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-31英語(yǔ)幽默:到處都疼
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A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. 一個(gè)人去看醫(yī)生，說(shuō)：醫(yī)生，不管我碰哪里，都會(huì)疼。 The doctor asks, What do you mean? 醫(yī)生問(wèn)：什么意思？ The man says, When I touch my sho [查看全文]
- 2010-12-30英語(yǔ)幽默:他煮
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. 一個(gè)男人和他妻子在爭(zhēng)論應(yīng)該誰(shuí)每天早晨煮咖啡。 The wife said, You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have t [查看全文]
- 2010-12-29英語(yǔ)幽默:自己做好準(zhǔn)備
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A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. 一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫著：媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-28英語(yǔ)幽默:講迷信
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! 兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! 第二個(gè)說(shuō)：但是我 [查看全文]
- 2010-12-25英語(yǔ)幽默:兩只鳥(niǎo)
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？ Student: I cannot point out but I [查看全文]
- 2010-12-24英語(yǔ)幽默:位置關(guān)系
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. 在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。 The question [查看全文]
