英語幽默教程匯總和更新

A preacher is buying a parrot. 一個傳教士在買鸚鵡。 Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher. 你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎？傳教士問。 Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot, [查看全文]

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? 一個小男孩問他的爸爸：結(jié)婚要花多少錢？ The father replied: I don't know son. I'm still paying! 爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳！ [查看全文]

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her, 在超市里，有位男士走向一位美麗的女子，問她說： You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes? 我在超 [查看全文]

Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. 醫(yī)生她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說道。我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什么病。 He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at le [查看全文]

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student [查看全文]

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom a [查看全文]

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 一個人來到警察局想和昨天潛入他家偷盜的賊聊聊。 You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergean [查看全文]

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。 The retailer on the right p [查看全文]

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, do I have to sit here and starve all night? 服務(wù)員，用餐者不耐煩地叫道，我必須整晚坐在這兒挨餓嗎？ no, sir, we close at nine o'clock. 不，先生，我們9點(diǎn)關(guān)門。 [查看全文]

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。 I was in t [查看全文]