英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

I Love You, Too Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry. 我也愛你 男朋友：雖然我不象哈里那樣有豪華游艇和舒 [查看全文]

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. 一位女士把車撞了一個(gè)坑，于是就去修車。 The repairman decided to have a bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tail [查看全文]

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will [查看全文]

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? 律師：你說你離事故現(xiàn)場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西？ Witness: Well, when I wake up in the mor [查看全文]

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 From your looks, said the fat man, there might have been a famine. 胖子說：看你的樣子，可能有過饑 [查看全文]

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. 迪克七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把 [查看全文]

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight. 丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子 [查看全文]

Teacher: You copied from Jenny's exam paper,didn't you? 老師：你考試的時(shí)候照抄Jenny了是不是？ Pupil: How did you know? 學(xué)生：您怎么知道的？ Teacher:Jenny's paper says, l don't. And you have put, Me neither. 老師： [查看全文]

George comes from school on the first of September. 9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。 George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. 喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？ 媽媽問。 I didn't like her, Mother, beca [查看全文]

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. 朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。禱告上帝，她說，讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯 [查看全文]