聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第86期:懷疑安迪是同性戀(2)

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Andy is not gay.

安迪不是同性戀。

And I'm not just setting you up for a life of confusing,

我不會(huì)為了免費(fèi)的糖果，就把你推入

self-questioning non-sex for the free candy, although that does sound like me.

一輩子只有迷惑質(zhì)疑，而無性生活的火坑，雖然很像我會(huì)干的事。

He is really into you.

他真的對(duì)你很感興趣。

He might be into me, but he doesn't seem to want to get into me.

他可能是對(duì)我感興趣，但他似乎對(duì)我完全不感"性趣"。

Maybe he just wants me as a friend.

或許他只想跟我做朋友。

No way. You are, like, 80 pounds and a coke addiction shy from being qualified to be a gay guy's female friend.

不可能。等你再胖36公斤，并有羞于承認(rèn)的可樂癮，你才有可能當(dāng)上基佬的女性朋友。

What's so important you two have to be in here gabbing like schoolgirls when there are customers waiting?

什么事這么重要，你們倆得像學(xué)生妹一樣在里面閑聊，而不去招呼客人？

If you must know, Caroline and I were discussing if someone we know is gay.

如果你非要知道的話，我們?cè)谟懻撘粋€(gè)朋友是不是同性戀。

I once had a homosexual experience in college.

我在大學(xué)時(shí)有過一回同性戀的經(jīng)驗(yàn)。

With another girl?

跟小姑娘搞拉拉情嗎？

No, there was a boy who was interested in me. He was captain of the football team.

不，當(dāng)時(shí)有個(gè)男生對(duì)我感興趣。他是足球隊(duì)的隊(duì)長(zhǎng)。

He would come to my dorm room and ask me to do his homework, and then he would leave.

他會(huì)來我的宿舍，讓我?guī)退麑懽鳂I(yè)，寫完他就走了。

Oh. Never mind. I never had a homosexual experience.

算了，當(dāng)我沒說。我沒有同性戀經(jīng)驗(yàn)。

Keep wearing those sweaters, Han. It'll happen.

阿憨呀，繼續(xù)穿你的毛背心吧。有天他們會(huì)找上你的。