雙語笑話：加油站

Gas Station

There were three girls in a car，a brunette，a redhead，and a blonde，when the car suddenly broke down. It was miles to the nearest gas station，so the girls quickly grabbed supplies for the long walk. The brunette brought water，the redhead brought food，and the blonde removed one of the car’s doors and brought it. When they finally arrived，the gas station attendant said to the brunette，“Why did you bring water？”The brunette replied，“Duh，in case we get thirsty，so we can drink.”Next the gas station attendant asked the redhead why she brought food.“Duh，”the redhead replied，“in case we get hungry，we can eat.”Finally he asked the blonde the question he was really curious about.“Why did you bring the car door？”“Duh，”the blonde replied，“in case we get hot，we can roll down the window.”

加油站

一輛車上坐著黑發(fā)的、紅發(fā)的和金發(fā)的三個(gè)女孩，車突然壞了，而離最近的加油站還有數(shù)英里。于是女孩子們帶著補(bǔ)給品準(zhǔn)備長(zhǎng)途跋涉。黑發(fā)女孩帶著水，紅發(fā)女孩帶著食品，而金發(fā)女孩卻卸下了車門帶著。當(dāng)她們最終到達(dá)加油站時(shí)，加油員問黑發(fā)女孩：“你干嗎帶著水？”那女孩答道：“咄！萬一我們渴了有水喝?！奔佑蛦T又接著問紅發(fā)女孩為什么帶著食物。紅發(fā)女孩答道：“我們餓時(shí)可以吃點(diǎn)東西?！弊詈笏芷婀值貑柦鸢l(fā)女孩：“你怎么帶著車門？”金發(fā)女孩答道：“哦，萬一熱了，我們可以搖下車窗。”